1. Summa Cum Crap
2. Here’s the Rub
3. Picture This
4. Dinner at Chez Mortification
5. Hair-Curling Tales of the Red Envelope
6. Football vs. Wedding
7. Chinese Mom Envy
8. Dim Sum. Dim White Girl. Aw, Fork!
9. The Patriarch Speaks
10. The Big Money Question
17. Andy’s Deluded Ballot Measure
18. Taboo, or Why a Chinese Math Stereotype Exists