This was supposed to be my first “Guest Post,” written entirely by my Chinese-American guy, Andy. It only took me five months of badgering, and I was super excited about it. His deadline was yesterday.
This morning, Andy showed me his post. It was a one-page flow chart. This is what happens when an engineer has a writing assignment and no supervision, apparently.
I decided I had better preface the flow chart an interview with Andy. Enjoy.
So what is the topic of your post today?
It’s more of a methodology than a real post. There are no deep thoughts here. It’s all about how to meet women. But it could apply to meeting anyone, really.
And why did you pick this topic?
I don’t know. Because you made me?
Really, honey? Okay, fine. So why do you think I made you?
Because you got tired of writing?
No, HONEY, because after we started dating, you had more than one Asian friend or coworker ask, “Hey, how did you do it? How did you score a hot white babe like Autumn?”
Oh, uh… Well, that’s enough for an interview, right? Here’s the, uh, flow chart I made for how to meet women. (Click to enlarge.)